50 Shades of Grain
People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met
Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
How to be a Douchebag 101:
Lesson One- Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
when will ppl shut up about that ice movie
ice age was good fuck off
I just unfollowed all the inactive blogs and now my dash is dead! If I did unfollow you, I’m sorry. OKAY REBLOG THIS IF YOU POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
SUPERNATURALORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK THE HUNGER GAMES
okay I promise to check out every single blog who reblogs this. Thanks for your patience and to all my followers, you are in for a surprise. Check to see!
Omg I love owl city and
‘Cause the angriest bark is always worse than the bite
Like the ache in my chest that my heart didn’t invite
this is so fucked up
For the love of god
I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop
It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum
this needs to be seen by everyone
is that really the most popular search regarding wanda
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT
BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM
Seriously I do this. And then it’s like I lose a little bit of air and I just can’t. Asdfhhjkl.
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system