blitzbrigadez:

Mama June


July 31 | 11:13 | 1♥ | blitzbrigadez

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met


iamthecutestofborg:

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

How to be a Douchebag 101:

Lesson One-  Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!


awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever


meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off


So I am going on a follow spree!

ackelz:

I just unfollowed all the inactive blogs and now my dash is dead! If I did unfollow you, I’m sorry. OKAY REBLOG THIS IF YOU POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

SUPERNATURAL
TEEN WOLF
CAPTAIN AMERICA
AVENGERS
FITNESS

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK THE HUNGER GAMES

okay I promise to check out every single blog who reblogs this. Thanks for your patience and to all my followers, you are in for a surprise. Check to see!


July 31 | 10:15 | 672♥ | immortaldecay | ackelz

July 31 | 10:14 | 22865♥ | heyfunniest | gleaks

Anonymous:Owl City, Paper Tigers

Omg I love owl city and

‘Cause the angriest bark is always worse than the bite
Like the ache in my chest that my heart didn’t invite


July 30 | 4:48

eatpussylivehappy:

bebereaves:

sh4ne:

euro-trotter:

neofriend:

edwad:

this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

Erin….

this
this needs to be seen by everyone


worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda


planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs


writtenly:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

Seriously I do this. And then it’s like I lose a little bit of air and I just can’t. Asdfhhjkl.


parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

image

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system


SML